Here is a real call log I heard about a few months back. It’s very long but very funny if you read that whole thing. It is a true call taken place by a 17 year old.
Lawyer: Good afternoon Blackson Law Firm, how can I help you today?
Guy: Yes I need a Lawyer.
Lawyer: Okay Sir how can I help you?
Guy: Well I was in injured in an accident.
Lawyer: Okay you were injured in an auto accident?
Guys: Yes a nice SUV I just upgraded to. It was a mess. I lost all my points and everything it. So what can you guys do for me… I saw your ad on a TVand it said “one call thats all”.
Lawyer: yes sir what I can do is set you up for a meeting for come into our office for free… I just need to ask you a few questions.
Lawyer: were you the driver?
Guy: yes and I was speeding
Lawyer: what was the date of the accident?
Guy: it happened two days ago.
Lawyer: what city and state did it happen in?
Guy: well it happened in LA but I am from New York, It’s hard to explain. But I was driving around and yeah… I don’t know what to say.
Lawyer: how many vehicles were involved in the accident?
Lawyer: was a business or commercial vehicle involved?
Guy: a Mailman’s car got hit a little.
Lawyer: Okay I am so sorry to hear that sir.
Guy: that is okay he made it out alive… I was the only one who was injured.
Lawyer: what were your injures?
Guy: I broke my toe, I had my legs crossed and when I hit the brakes I broke it. and I woke up with a rash but I don’t know if that was from the accident.
Lawyer: did you have to get treatment or taken to the hospital?
Guy: Yes, I had to go to the hospital, they didn’t think I was going to come our alive.
Lawyer: with a broking toe and a rash?
Guy: yeah and a hurt arm.
Lawyer: oh okay…..
Guy: it’s not good at all
Lawyer: where you taken to the hospital by Emergency vehicle or EMS?
Guy: No I had to walk.
Lawyer: Sir you had to walk with a hurt arm, a rash and broke toe?
Guy: yes I did but it was only a few blocks over.
Lawyer: who was at fault for the accident?
Guy: I was, But I did have a few drinks before I went driving.
Lawyer: Did the Police come to the accident?
Lawyer: you didn’t go to jail? for DUI or six cars being involved and a mailman being hit.
Guy: the mailman’s car got hit not the person. and No the time the police got there I was at the hospital. So they don’t really know it was me.
Lawyer: Did the police give anyone a ticket or warning?
Guy: I don’t know, I was not there. I didn’t go back, I didn’t even get my car.
Lawyer: Okay did you have Auto insurance?
Lawyer: did anyone else there have Auto Insurance?
Guy: I don’t know I just left.
Lawyer: did you miss work due to your injures?
Guy: I am a Student
Lawyer: do you have a lawyer helping with you with this?
Guy: No that is why I am calling you guys.
Lawyer: Okay now I need to get your contact info to set up a office meeting, okay?
Guy: Okay, I am just really mad because I lost all my points on Xbox 360 Live and I just need to get them all back you know….
Guy: Yeah, Man I was about to get a high score too now they are all gone.
Lawyer: So…. This accident happen on the Xbox 360 game?
Guy: Yes it was a video game accident.
Lawyer: ……Ohhhh…….Ok…..well sir we can’t take your case.
Guy: well it was not my fault… we really do have a case… we can sue LittleMan223 for all his xbox points.
Lawyer: ….. yeah……*Click*